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The sound one makes in response to a statement implying failure of responsibility, a puzzling realization, or as a response to practically any odd, awkward, shocking or irritating situation. Often used as a lazy response to nearly any line of questioning or factual statement. Proper tone can make "hmmmpff" a response to practically anything. Often both starts and finishes a conversation, or shows severe lack of interest in said conversation. Alternate Spellings: hmpf hmph hmmpff (Nearly infinite variations of this spelling involving more M's and/or F's.) harumpff (spelling may vary) hmpth
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