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Regioal slang from Christchurch, New Zealand. A Cloudman is a sleazy walking talking red flag, oblivious to his God tier incel ranking. Serious devotee of the "I'm single, you're single, let's fuck" method of "dating". Firm believer that "If she says no she's just playing games". So low even the Shit City Stem Sluts avoid them. Fun fact: A high percentage of Cloudmen were named Brendon by the creature that spawned them.
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