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ŽOCHOR = weird crabey-like monster that tends to steal your (His/her) possession. Its natural habitat is a sewer, swamp or city’s sewage system (locally known as Sásová or Sekier), hence it consumes all kinds of trash and poop. It’s important to note that Žochor is really dangerous and its likely that you will be attacked if you choose to ruin it’s vicinity with your presence. (Uses claw attack or slam and run strategy). Its very acquisitive and would be a villian in Soviet literature => doesnt Like to work, only accumulates money (similar to Scrooge McDuck, but less cartoon-ish) DO NOT mix ŽOCHOR with Žochár. Žochár has a SWAG apart from Žochor. Both of them are useless pieces of shitty lifeforms and would never give you a helping (financial) hand, though.
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