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Being hedgefucked happens when someone underestimates people they deem "lesser than"/stupider than themselves, and get royally fucked due to their own hubris, greed, pride, ego, and poor decisions. Also used as a noun: hedgefuck: the person doing the underestimating and getting hedgefucked. Comes from the GME saga, where hedge funds [underestimated] the power of retail investors, and got taken for [everything] they had because they're greedy [pieces of shit] that prey on weak publicly traded companies and drive them into bankruptcy for the sake of profit. Basically, retail bends hedge funds over the sink and big-dick-dry-fucks them in the ass. Read how actually hedgefucked financial institutions are at reddit.com/r/superstonk.
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