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No one wants to mess with Bobby. He has the body of a God, even when he hasn’t worked out in a year. He is a great cook, and tends to spend his alone time watching vampire sex shows on his recliner. He loves his family but they tend to get a little annoying when he’s focusing. He will tell anyone to shut up to their face, and is addicted to chewing tobacco. Most specific Copenhagen Long Cut Straight
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