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You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she. Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.
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