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An animal imagined by Wilbur Soot. A squatijike is a mammal with a head larger than it's muscular body. It has four legs with hooves, arms that are always extended, beady eyes, puckered lips, and produce milk. Male squatijikes are bright blue, females are dark brown. They have no preferred habitat and a poor sense of self preservation. Also used as a verb
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