Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When an emotionally semi retarded divorced morbidly obese gossiping middle aged sack of donkey dicks has tear ducts that are attached to his lower intestine and asshole; whenever said individual encounters a heavy emotional situation and instead of weeping, tips over and fist pounds hysterically whilst releasing a stream of thick fecal liquid!
Text fits
Save
Cancel