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therealjakethesnake9 or jakerson paul is like 17 feet tall with feet that stretch from horizon to horizon. therealjakethesnake9 is usually very good at math unless you actually need help with it, in which case he’s useless. he spends a ridiculous amount of time playing video games: the untitled goose game to be exact. his accomplishments include breaking the school record for most slices of pizza eaten in one sitting; 11 slices. in conclusion, if you see a wild therealjakethesnake9, we recommend you run.
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