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Loosh is an experimental measurement for the non-visible energy which permeates all life forms and physical matter which proves the existence of god through the ideological support of density and universal law (Precursor Of Sunlight) > Sun > Sunlight travels through different variants of physical matter creating mutations which produce infinite versions of the original (precursor of sunlight) which is the non-describable god. Proof of Loosh: Cows eat grass / vegetation / lots of water (which can be measured in various forms) Humans / carnivorous predators eat cows If humans can eat cows and cows eat grass and the grass comes from a long chain of mutant reactions then this is proof that the same energy in different densities is compressed and harvested by however you wish to identify the (Precursor of sun - GOD). Loosh can be harvested by all life forms but for reasons which I wish not to explain you will have to work this out for yourself.
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