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Mommy Dimitrescu is [what you need] in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, [everything] will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with [multiplier]), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.
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