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Started off a just some guy with a paedo tash, now a close friend with a full on beard. Nicknamed the speedy confectioner, he can make any girl cream in a matter of seconds. Also has a catchphrase highlighting his effectiveness around singles: cum in her box, then leave in your crocs
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