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Marko Sebalj is an intellectual. He uses his savant-like nature to make highly intelligent strategic moves. Some idiots that are gon be virgins for life call him a "fucking asshole" because they are jealous, but he believes that this is irrelevant. Become his friend as fast as you can, as he will help you and try his best to protect you.
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