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A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza. Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
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