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a very funny guinea pig that lives in water. it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t... those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep. but they are funny. they can throw anything off the table. i like that about cats. i have a cat at home. every night i think burglars are pooping in my house. it’s just my cat. lol
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