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hem-roydz a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles. Origin G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow "a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
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