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Cottagecore girlfriend and... SECRETARY girlfriend?? Premarital handholding? 😳 Imagine all the afternoon naps possible with her.. I'd cut off my non-existent balls just for that. Finishing on schedule? Never heard of her. Overtime? Absolutely.
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