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A man of secrets and mystery; beneath his online persona lies a heart full of darkness and deceit. Whilst he may appear to be the wise old man of the Cord, he is in fact a short middle aged man who belongs to a cheese connoisseur society. Do not trust him, he prefers maths over history.
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