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A old man who is a functioning alcoholic sex attic Tomkat and all he gives you in the end is Cold heartbreaking regret. A TomKoller is habitual liar you can’t trust a word he says ever. Sales rep that travels around and has side chicks and side dicks his primary source will never know because he makes sure she’s an ignorant rich old lady nurse cash cow.
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