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A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions. Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition. Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze, or cinnamon. Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel sniffers right index finger for these reasons: - he picks his nose. - he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance. - he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
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