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The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back. Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support. Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy. Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker. Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
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