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TinfoilBallism is a religion where your holy doctrine is a massive tinfoil ball named The Bible of tinfoil, your holy figure is a smaller tinfoil ball and his name is Jesus II, and the Tin Spirit is a small piece of tinfoil. The premise of this religion is to worship the tinfoil ball and the contents within the doctrine contain the key to restarting the Crusades. You can make up the rest however you want and the Lent through Easter period is when the original Crusades will be celebrated.
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