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(Floggis Maximus) The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness. Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad. Avoid any and all interactions this species. If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense. Keep eye contact at all cost! Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity" Back away slowly. Live to tell the tale.
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