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Dojfogovker Idodge•fog•(gov)ernment•ker Dojfo (individual who drops their wristwatch into a toilet bowl) gov (gains shitty time due to it) + ker (practitioner/active-partaker) An individual who either deliberately or accidentally drops his or her wristwatch into a toilet bowl
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