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Pronounced (K-ON-T•Tá-Waffle) fusion of cunt twat waffle. Is an arrogant, pretentious, douchebag known for spouting off rancid ideologies and willfully ignorant tirades with a strange muffled sound akin to that of a quiff. And it would so happen this person or persons smell like discarded feminine toiletries. These folk are mostly seen wearing hideous, unfashionable, comically small, grotesque bow ties, and often has a face that of a dumbfound trust fund baby who has failed to get into the V.I.P area even after name dropping his fathers name and offered a hefty bribe to the bouncer. Is often the tool in the movie that will sellout and immediately get his shit wrecked afterwards.
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