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A typical Juán has curly hair and is always talking about how tall he is. A Juán will also only talk British English regardless of the scenario. A Juán will also always think he is the best at everything even tho he isn't. He especially thinks he is a GOD at the game RISK but is in reality absolute dogshit. A Juán will also almost always reply with "yo mom" to anything you say as he doesn't have the brain cells to say much else.
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