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Phtevens are very rare. They are tall and slender, and have a specific "charm". A combination of Prince Charming, Phantom of the Opera, and punk skater kid. Like ogres, they have layers; and emit a pungency when provoked. Most likely military trained, phtevens can be found flocked together making dirty sailor jokes. They make wonderful husbands, if you can take one, and accept their flaws unconditionally.
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