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A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is. A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J. Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.
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