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Afanas Alexei velkov, the Russian sex God and most feared mafia boss of all. It's said the only reason he's still walking freely in Russia to this very day is because the cops piss their pants just thinking about him and I don't blame them at all. Either that or they are scared they will get attacked by fangirls if they even manage to capture him. We register women claiming they've had sex with him daily but theres only about a hundred of them we believe, because their faces spoke volumes. And DAMN, I won't even get started on those stories. Made me fall of my chair. I should inform wattpad. *CHEFFSKISS* "You'd like to know about my sex life? well you'd like to know don't you, such a shame you'll have to beg for it." *devilish grin*
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