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THE GOD OF THE ANCIENT RUSSIAN DICKS. his dick was too big to register and that why Ill be the first. finest bitch of the motherland, but do not piss him off because he will appear in your room at 3am to wipe out your family. Also the biggest party animal in the motherland, just hit him up along w his other mafia homies to get lit until next morning (as long as you not sus and out to catch these hands you should be good)has too many hoes that we lost count, it's said he fucks at least ten of em at the same time. Can at least pound down his entire vodka stock and still survive, rumor goes he's immortal.
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