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The ugliest sea roach to ever exist on planet Earth. First found on fragments of the meteorite which cause the Big Bang. The specimens were discovered as amoebas from Europa, one of planet Jupiter’s moon. Trends in evolution suggest that the Olana crustacean originally had no limbs, causing the creature’s only way of moment to be modified to a slither. As reported by CNN, the olana crustacean is not extinct, as one has been spotted in the United States of America. If you see an Olana, do not panic. They are friendly, but will become aggressive if aggravated. To calm the creature down, scientists suggest crushing 1-2 Taki’s in a ziploc bag, and spoon feeding the creature through the left nostril.
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