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He's the West Texas Republican extremist that went through a perm and/or mullet phase that cursed their 8th-11th grade school pictures. He may know what a real steak is, but he can't get any meat on his bones. Often times, he can be found lonely playing Warzone or conspiring with his 'homies' at a bonfire. He likes to wear shoes Mommy bought for him, Pit Vipers, old Little League shirts and the sweatshirt he let his ex borrow. His girlfriend is probably taller than him and he thinks he's cool if he has peach fuzz. He gets his first real growth spurt at about 15 or 16 years old. His ego can be bigger than his future. He goes to church but doesn't act like it. His biggest fears are chivalry, being in a serious relationship and females. Sometimes he may cheat on his girlfriend with another guy or girl. They are just...built different.
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