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Mayo Friday is the weekly celebration of Mayo Friday.

One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.

Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following: Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit) Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!") Posting on social media about Mayo Friday Telling others about Mayo Friday

While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.

Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.

Some notable Mayo Fridays include: Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday." Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage." Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.

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