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When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own. When you see your life for what it is. When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you. When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
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