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The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal". A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place. Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are: -Clams -Waste desposal unit -Used banana wrappers -Toucan beak -Paper shredder -Vacuum cleaner -Exhaust pipe -Chinese finger trap -Pencil Sharpener
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