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A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male. Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
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