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A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused. Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
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