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Love is a personified infection spread by the eyesight of a potential lover. In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy. In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician. It's also fatal I guess.
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