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Someone who behaves like a gooch. Almost asshole behavior, almost dick-like behavior or almost pussy-like behavior. But neither completely. Somewhere in between the two. Gooch is slang for the perineum, or the area between the anus and genitals, usually on a man. Perineum is the area between the anus and the sexual genitalia. Not a dick or a pussy, but not an asshole either. sometimes mistaken for "Guccer", someone who wears "Gucci" clothing apparel.
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