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A malleable chunk of unsweetened chocolate that taste like a dried slab of monkey shit with old unusual nuts jammed inside to simulate the sight of something tasty. But the only thing you’ll be tasting once you sink you teeth into this bar is the immediate trauma caused by it personified by the ever lasting taste in you mouth.
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