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An Ape, also known as a “smoothbrain” is an individual who knows nothing else other than Buy/HODL. This is his code. He does not play into FUD but instead cracks open a new box of crayons for an afternoon snack. Trying to fight against an Ape is futile as Apes of this class tend to stand together in massive numbers. They are often seen trading hard earned bananas for stonks and a possibility of earning tendies in return. They don’t know when the tendies will come however and this is why HODL. Their overall unwillingness to sell, despite shill attacks, hedgie threats, and mainstream media FUD has earned them the title of having what’s known in nature as “Diamond Hands” the strongest force found here on Earth. A force underestimated by the apes mortal enemy known as “shitadel”These Apes currently desire to live on the moon using rocket ships with pretty colors. Not much else is known about this Ape community but if you ever run into one you might just hear them whisper “This is the way” right before getting hit in the face with feces. -This is the way.
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