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A Mini Pattison is someone who jerks off to Robert Pattison, Robert is a great actor but he will suck as BatMan btw if BatMan was a real man and not a Fictional Movies & Comic Book Character he'd choose Bale or Keaton over Robert Pattinson and Wonder Woman over Catwoman, Superman and Aquaman over Robins, Alfred over Red Hood and definately have Red Hair and not Black Hair plus choose Snyder Fans over Pattison Fans
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