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Being a bald loser is more than being bald. A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others. A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs. A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places. A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
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