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Transitive verb Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \ Varnerized; Varnerizing 1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin. 2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
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