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A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites [human beings] and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is [particularly] exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males [often] find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “[acquired taste]” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.

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