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Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours. She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets. Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
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