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Thyme is a evil goblin that lives deep in the woods with mushrooms as their only friend. They like moss, mushooms, bones, bones, a little more bones, moss, mushrooms, sprinkle a little more mushrooms, and herbs. They are often short and ill tempered, kinda like dwarf. If you are a homophobe, transphobe, racist or anything liketh, be ready because they will make sure all hell breaks lose and torture you slowly you piece of shit. : )
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