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Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.

This games is pure dogshit.

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