Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty) Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth Φ Dark brown or black hair Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women) Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far) Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50) Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years) Φ Perfect vision Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy) Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com

Text fits