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The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious) - in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter) - from a tree - in a field - on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.

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